What Burns My Ass

The Government’s job is to protect me; not to tell me how to lead my life, not to tell me how much sugar to drink, how many potato chips to eat, or how many cigarettes to smoke. Its job is to protect me, not to nag me.

So the question is, if cigarettes are so bad for me why aren’t they outlawed? You know why. The government collects taxes from cigarettes; therefore, it looks the other way. If they outlawed cigarettes, a lot of money would go up in smoke. In addition, more bootlegging would occur than currently does.

Speaking of taxes, when Joe Biden was a seventeen year old he asked a pharmacist for a condom. The pharmacist responded, “That will be one dollar and thirty-nine cents, plus tax.”
“Tacks!” Joe shouted, “I thought they stayed on by themselves.”


WHAT BURNS MY ASS
People saying, “I don’t like either candidate, they are both bad.”
Translation: They have not done their homework and do not know the difference between them.

When people say, “Politicians are all the same, it doesn’t matter which one you vote for.”
Fine. Then vote for the one I want you to vote for if it does not matter.


Hearing someone say, “You can’t change anything, you are just one person.”
Good thing Henry Ford, Thomas Edison, and Rosa Parks didn’t think that way.

Do you know what really burns my ass?
A flame about three feet high.

When President Obama first came into office many treated him as an IDOL,

after watching him operate for four years many now consider him IDLE.